FUCK YEAH CROCHET GOAT
I think it was round 4 I just finished… 

I think it was round 4 I just finished… 

Because I like background music while I crochet!

Because I like background music while I crochet!

Seriously, where did it come from?

Seriously, where did it come from?

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

I can’t even figure out what BRAND this is!

I can’t even figure out what BRAND this is!

Start pushing hook through the last row of stitches. “Maybe it was a J?”

Start pushing hook through the last row of stitches. “Maybe it was a J?”

It’s totally not just an excuse to start another new project, I swear!

It’s totally not just an excuse to start another new project, I swear!

Eventually all your friends and relatives own 17 scarves.
credit to wolrab

Eventually all your friends and relatives own 17 scarves.

credit to wolrab

I kinda wish this wasn’t a true story. But it is. Oh… it is.

I kinda wish this wasn’t a true story. But it is. Oh… it is.

Alternative: Force all your local friends your age to learn to crochet. 
submission from rmseay

Alternative: Force all your local friends your age to learn to crochet. 

submission from rmseay