I think it was round 4 I just finished… 

Because I like background music while I crochet!

Seriously, where did it come from?

Yeah, you can just fuck right off, thanks.

credit to coconuttygrey

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

Having the jitters just makes crochet that much more challenging.

submission from knittycat7

Credit to samuraimonster 

Why ARE double crochets so much fun?

Hook sets, pattern books, gift certificates to yarn shops, etc. 

“I can show you a stitch

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, hooker, now when did

You work with so many loops?

You can trade in your hooks

For ones longer and longer

Either stoppers or cables

Or even double-end hooks!

A whole new stitch

A new fantastic way to hook

No one can tell us “No,” or “Learn to knit”

‘Cause now we’re also purling

A whole new world,

A weird, long hook I never knew

But when I’ve made a swatch, and look, just watch

And now I’m buying all new books for this

Now I’m buying all new hooks for this”

Submitted by craftyallo