FUCK YEAH CROCHET GOAT
I think it was round 4 I just finished… 

I think it was round 4 I just finished… 

Because I like background music while I crochet!

Because I like background music while I crochet!

Seriously, where did it come from?

Seriously, where did it come from?

Yeah, you can just fuck right off, thanks.
credit to coconuttygrey

Yeah, you can just fuck right off, thanks.

credit to coconuttygrey

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

Having the jitters just makes crochet that much more challenging.
submission from knittycat7

Having the jitters just makes crochet that much more challenging.

submission from knittycat7

Credit to samuraimonster 

Credit to samuraimonster 

Why ARE double crochets so much fun?

Why ARE double crochets so much fun?

Hook sets, pattern books, gift certificates to yarn shops, etc. 

Hook sets, pattern books, gift certificates to yarn shops, etc. 

"I can show you a stitch
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, hooker, now when did 
You work with so many loops?
 
You can trade in your hooks
For ones longer and longer
Either stoppers or cables
Or even double-end hooks!
 
A whole new stitch
A new fantastic way to hook
No one can tell us “No,” or “Learn to knit”
'Cause now we're also purling
 
A whole new world,
A weird, long hook I never knew
But when I’ve made a swatch, and look, just watch
And now I’m buying all new books for this
Now I’m buying all new hooks for this”
Submitted by craftyallo

"I can show you a stitch

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, hooker, now when did

You work with so many loops?

 

You can trade in your hooks

For ones longer and longer

Either stoppers or cables

Or even double-end hooks!

 

A whole new stitch

A new fantastic way to hook

No one can tell us “No,” or “Learn to knit”

'Cause now we're also purling

 

A whole new world,

A weird, long hook I never knew

But when I’ve made a swatch, and look, just watch

And now I’m buying all new books for this

Now I’m buying all new hooks for this”

Submitted by craftyallo