Because I like background music while I crochet!

Seriously, where did it come from?

Yeah, you can just fuck right off, thanks.

credit to coconuttygrey

Seriously, none of this even applies to me anyway. Can’t I just crochet?

Having the jitters just makes crochet that much more challenging.

submission from knittycat7

On Wednesday, I’m going to be leaving on a cruise and will be sans internet for about a week and a half. Naturally, no goats will be posted during that time. Sorry there haven’t been some in the last couple of days, too.

Take this time to send me your submission ideas! Seriously. I’ve gotten like two. Also, no, there isn’t a base for the goat on any meme generator thing — at least, none that I’ve made. I have a base and just make them all myself in photoshop using Impact font and Stroke layer effect (default settings in black) to make the borders. 

Above is the base image.

Not all submissions get posted because sometimes the overly wordy ones are hard to make succinct enough to be effective and funny, but you should keep sending them in whenever you get ideas! Trust me, I don’t post all of my ideas, either. Sometimes it takes a couple tries to get a really good one. :)

I can’t even figure out what BRAND this is!

Start pushing hook through the last row of stitches. “Maybe it was a J?”

It’s totally not just an excuse to start another new project, I swear!

Eventually all your friends and relatives own 17 scarves.

credit to wolrab